when ur friend reblogs a shitty opinion but they’re ur friend
HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
This expresses the English language pretty well
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
how i seduce men
when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died
this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl