When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.
*Baby starts crying on a plane*
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.
That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t
ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this
this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…
I’m a lil bitch, ok??This thing looks like thE CHOCOLATE LADy from spongebob
"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever
do you ever develop the dumbest crush on someone that you have no chance with and everything u do is dumb and feelings are dumb and i feel so dumb and dumbity dumb dumb
dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of canada
i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that
do you ever forget to breathe and you’re like “wait, something’s wrong”… *GASP*
My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him