cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

tagged → #what
swagbat:

think i just found my new life motto

swagbat:

think i just found my new life motto

tagged → #me

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

  • Friend : I broke up with him
  • Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
  • Friend : We are back together
  • Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

tagged → #OH MY GOD
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