**My name is Calvin and I try to use the crosswalk
**My only purpose in life is to consume as much food as possible.
** I'm wasting my life and I'm okay with it.
**Mother taught me to poop before I shower.
**Dating Dylan O'Brien and Cassadee Pope... they don't know we're dating yet, but that's okay, I'm working on it.
**I like people with ski slope noses
this shit, i just can’t