**Hi, welcome to my crazy beautiful life.
**I'm Calvin and my only purpose in life is to consume as much food as possible.
**I like to post funny things and anything I find worthy of my greatness, and by greatness I mean my ability to utilize everyday to its fullest potential with: Netflix, food, and sleep.
**Mother taught me to poop before I shower.
**Dating Dylan O'Brien and Cassadee Pope... they don't know we're dating yet, but that's okay, I'm working on it.
**Turning lemonade into lemons since 1993.
**I like people with ski slope noses
**Spn **1D **Teen wolf **Cassette
**Cannibal, Animal, Crazy Kid, Warrior **30Rock **AHS **New Girl **Lanatic
this shit, i just can’t